HIIII FRIENDS AND MUD HUMANS,
BIGFOOT HERE.
I looked at calindoor thing and it says 2026 which dont feel rite at all. Last time I blinked it was 2024 or maybe Tuesday. Time is a lie.!
ANYWAYS.
HAPPE NEW YER!!! 🎉🐾
Bigfoot very proud of all you offr oad peoples. !! You did MANY things n 2025. Clean trails. Learn rules. Help stuck rigs. Some of you learned how winches work AFTER using them which is brave.
Now Bigfoot gotta talk about not fun thing but important thing.
Some trails is CLOSED. Not forever close.
Just sleepy closedid. Trails need naps or th ey get mad and fall apart. Peters Mill Run and Taskers Gap no let motor cars in till like March-ish. South Pedlar closes when mud gets too smooshy.
Virginia Creeper Trail still broke in parts from big storms and humans fixin it slow but good. Bigfoot knows this make peoples sad and angry-commenty online but PLEASE no drive around gates or signs. Rangers got binoculars and they always see you. Bigfoot tried once. Did not go well. They rapooed the Bronco, it wus a Sasqutch package.
Ok that was serious Bigfoot. He gone now.
2026 IS GONNA BE BIGGER THEN BIG.
VAOR doin lots of stuffs. More trail klean ups where we pick up trash that dont even make sense how it got there. More rides. More badges (shiny ones). More classes where humans learn how not to tip over. More helping peoples on trails when things go CRUNCH and stop movin.
Also app comin. Bigfoot dont understand apps. Is it bug? Is it map? Is it phone raccoon? I dont know. But humans seem excited so Bigfoot excited too.
Adopt-a-Trail thing gonna change too. Now you get POINTS. Clean more = more points. More points = win money. Money buy gas. Gas make Bigfoot happy.
Bigfoot also want say this real honest:
VAOR still learnin. Still growin. Sometimes we stomp fast and knock stuff over on accident. Some peoples got mad cause we came in hot like lifted Jeep with know sway bars. !But we here. We not goin nowhere. 2026 is about doin better, listenin more, and buildin somethin real big and good and muddy. explaimation pointe
Thank you for bein part of this strange loud dirt family. If you donate, volunteer, ride, share posts, or just wave at Bigfoot in woods — Bigfoot see you. Not creepy see. Just fuzzy see.
So lets make 2026 full of muud, open trails (when allowed), less trash, more laughs, and zero broken diffs (ok maybe a few).
Happy New Yers!!!
Dont forget check trail status befor drive.
Dont go around gates.
Dont race raccoon. You will lose.
Bigfoot luv you. 🐾💚
— Bigfoot
Virginia Off Road
(sorry spelling Bigfoot hands big)
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