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OH HEY. HI. YOU DID IT. YOU FOUND THE RITE PAGE. 🦶🌲

Shhh don’t tell Joshua (he’s the direktor of VAOR an thinks he runs stuff), he has NO IDEEA this page exists. Me an Racoon made it while he was gone gettin brekfast sandwitches. Racoon sed “how hard can .a printer be?” an I sed “probly harder than it looks” and now the printer is makin noises an smokey smells. ANYWAY—just fill out the ofrm below and I (Bigfoot, yes THE ONE) will TRY to figger out .. . how

to make the printer do the thing, then I’ll find some nice leafs an mud to use as stamps an mail you a super offishul Bigfoot/Racoon gift. It might

be crookded. It might smell like + pinecones. But it will be sent with HONEST FEELINS an at least 3 paws worth of effort. If Joshua asks, this page was NEVER here.